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(Bum Fun and voice chat go together like … an intellectually disabled kid and … his friend, who has a (heavily implied) pedophile rapist father? Um, scrub that reference? Bum Fun voice chat is like chocolate. Chocolate tastes good, but more chocolate tastes better! It’s not compulsory, but voice chat adds the Fun to Bum Fun.)
Tonight’s playlist:
[ Clean races ]
UNLESS ADVISED OTHERWISE BY BUM:
- Bum Fun races are both fun and competitive, with an emphasis on fun! We all like to win, but our in-session culture and vibe is what matters most! Participants are strongly encouraged to “look after each other”, irrespective of whoever would win a “judicial review” of a potential incident. (In other words, participants will inevitably fuck up. Do your best to minimize the carnage, even if it means losing positions!)
- Aggressive, hostile, excessively negative and disrespectful participants will be removed from the session. This includes anybody that consistently doesn’t look out for their fellow participants
- WE SELECT “GTA” RACE MODE TO ENABLE CAR SHARING. DO NOT USE WEAPONS!
- ALWAYS “WAIT AT START”. KEEP THE FIRST TWO ROWS OF THE GRID CLEAR. You can grid up anywhere from the third row onwards, even ten cars wide if you can make it fit! Keep a lane clear down both sides of the grid
- BEFORE EACH RACE, THE ALLOWED CARS WILL BE PASTED INTO IN-GAME CHAT. (Bum uses APEX car groups – join their Discord server for more info)
- CAR SHARING IS PROVIDED AT ALL RACES
- If you don’t own one of the allowed cars, you can borrow one off somebody else. When selecting a car from your garage, pick something slower than the allowed cars
- WHEN SHARING CARS, BOTH DRIVERS NEED TO SWAP CARS. When both drivers are in each others vehicles, the owner of the shared (donor) car needs to respawn. The owner will then respawn in a duplicate of their own vehicle, and the other person’s car will despawn.
- Note: Refusing to share is considered to be impolite. You still get to drive your own vehicle, and it’s not as though Bum Fun leads to FIA Super License eligibility…
- WHEN RE-ENTERING THE TRACK AFTER AN ACCIDENT, IT’S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO RE-ENTER THE TRACK SAFELY! Don’t enter the track if it will impede approaching cars. Stay off the main racing line until your car is back up to speed
1. Bumku Schitty GP
2. Annis’ Laguna Seca
3. Laguna Park.
4. Bakouna Matata
5. Deltona Road Course
6. Marina Gey
[ Fun (meme) races ]
7. Heartland Speedway
Race rules: Car sharing enabled. Wait at start. When you have the correct car, drive back to the “back wall” (on the main straight). Ramming race. Big wheelie at start! 50% rule applies. (At 50% of race distance, the bottom 50% of participants can drive backwards! Note: You must target everyone equally, with 1st place receiving special emphasis!)
8. Bum’s Wail Trail
Race rules: DUNE (rallytruck) only. Car sharing enabled. Wait at start. Ramming race. 50% rule applies (see above)
9. Bum’s Zancunope
Race rules: No car sharing. (Doesn’t matter though, stock cars can win this race!) Go at start! Use horn for missiles. Use rear view + horn to shoot backwards.
[ Minigames ]
10. Bum’s Island (Dunes)
Dune Sumo. Ram the other team off the island!
11. Bumsketball
Rocket League-like minigame. Like basketball, the ball has to be thrown (lifted or bounced) into the basket. Use horn to jump. (Your goal is the one facing you. Either that, or look for the coloured arrow above the goal. If it matches your car colour, that’s your target!)
12. Ginocide Gangbang
Both teams try to capture and stay in an ultralight for as long as possible. All players start in a non-weaponised helicopter, and have an Atomizer at their disposal. AKA a “Helicopter Sumo King Of The Hill”.
